Thursday, April 19, 2007

Digest This

Reading has just been voted as worst place to bring up children in the universe, in a scientific Reader’s Digest poll. I’m not too fussed by this, since the 1000 people polled are the only reprobates left in the country who haven’t figured out how to cancel their Reader’s Digest subscription. They were asked questions about crime rates and schools, when the only question that should have been on anyone’s mind is “will my kid grow up to be a thieving scaghead?” And any self-respecting parent from The ‘Ding knows that the only place where every kid grows up to be a thieving scaghead is ten miles down the road in Bracknell. I should know – I was brought up there. And if anyone wants any quality stereos or mind-blowing horse, I’m your man!

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