Virtual Genius
Porn studio Digital Playground has just announced that it's registered "Virtual Sex" as a trademark. Now why didn't I think of that?
"Sorry Mr Jackson, if you want to stick your penis in a plug socket from now on, you're going to have to buy a license. Trademarked, you see. And if I think I know where you're going to put that joystick, well, that's going to cost you too. Yes, I take Mastercard."
There's money to be made there.
"Sorry Mr Jackson, if you want to stick your penis in a plug socket from now on, you're going to have to buy a license. Trademarked, you see. And if I think I know where you're going to put that joystick, well, that's going to cost you too. Yes, I take Mastercard."
There's money to be made there.
posted by Matt at 12:44 PM
2 Comments:
Did you know that virtual sex is actually the same as wanking?
I didn't.
I was disappointed...as seen below.
http://tinyurl.com/l2jes
So they've inadvertently trademarked wanking? Does that mean that next time I'm Having One Off The Wrist™, I'm actually infringing copyright? I'm sure there are some things that should remain in the public domain...
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