Gay Spidey Has Infiltrated My Mind
So I'm sitting there at work, beavering away, listening to my iPod, when somebody walks into my periforal vison. Suddenly I start visualising them doing this:
in time to the music I'm listening to. And I can't get it out of my head. This happens every time somebody walks past my desk.
I need help.
posted by Matt at 8:38 PM
13 Comments:
If you stop listening to the village people, maybe these images will leave your thoughts. Right Said Fred warped my fragile little mind.
The type of music doesn't seem to matter. Spidey has a hold over me.
It could be worse...
Yikes
Dan - that's screwed my Monday morning meeting
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good to see you and don't worry about that...
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Oh dear, I wish I had that problem! The people at my work are a bit stiff....
Oh, dear. I really hope that image doesn't pop into *my* head the next time I see someone out of the corner of my eye when listening to the iPod at work. Then again, it might make it a better place to be. That was funny.
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i feel sad since you left
i should do something
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